HEY you californians XD
haha i got so much fobby clothes the past coupla days! i got this sweater and it says ` sorrow we laugh heartildly` i was like ` that makes no sense what so ever but thats okay. its cute. ill get it.` haha. i guess as long as theres englais words on there its ` cool`. well, im cool with or without those meanigless phrases! anyhow. universal studios japan was a bucket full of coolness. even though the dinner was awfull and my grandma treated me as a none-japanese speaking person. shes like ` eri, this is called ``ohashi`` it means chopsticks..ooo and thats `` inu`` that means dog.` shit i was like i can speak japanese you old crippled hag..but of course we must respect the elders. haha but my grandpa was busy giving my lil bro japanese lessons. me and my brother were sooooooooooo annoyyed. and my grandparents walk sooo slow too!! like when we got to universal studios me and my brother started running around to rides and shit but noooo my mom was like ` eri, koichi, slow down.` and then when me and my brother find a cool ride my mom was like ` we cant ride that becasue your grandparents cant.` i was like ` universal studios wasnt made for 10000000 year old ppl it was made for kids like us! helloooo?!?` ....but of course i didnt say that.......pisses me off just thinking about it. anyhow. the granparents i just wrote about is my dads side. my mom sides grandparents are HELLUH cool. haha. they are sooo freakin funny. if you have better things to do than read this long ass entry then you shouldnt read what im about to write but if you just dont have anything to do then go ahead and read. it might give you a nice chukkle.
in the kitchen.....
my brother- grandma, can you put cheese on my toast?
my grandma- okay sure. ( opens the bag of cheese and puts it on the toast)
all of a sudden....
my grandpa- NOOOOOOOO!!!! DONT PUT THE CHEESE FIRST! YOU PUT THE CHEESE ON THE TOAST AFTER YOU TOAST THE TOAST!!!
me- munching on my breakfeast.
my grandma- NO! ITS BEFORE YOU OLD MAN!
my grandpa- NO IT ISNT
my grandma- YES IT IS
me- you can do it both ways you guys. just ask koichi ( my brother) how he wants to melt the cheese.
my grandma and grandpa- okay. koichi which way do you want the cheese?
my brother- i already brushed my teeth. you guys took so long.
you probably think that it isnt that funny but try imaging it in your head...90 year old c00l wrinkle bags fighting over cheese.....haha..
anyhow. moving on.
tomorrow im getting another haircut. ahha too many haircuts here. im getting a hair cut that will surely match my fobby clothes. but dont worry its not going to be all short and gay like last time..ew. this time i know what im doing.
shit i typed wayyy to much. my entrys are suppose to be quick so my queerness wont show. ahha. good night.
-sakamoto- |